July 9th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Music/Bands/Clubs
Man, have you guys ever been to Vancouver? It’s all the way on the other side of that river, whatsitcalled. Anyway, tonight, there, in Vancouver, there’s some kind of street festival deal happening that’s going to feature all kinds of heaping shitloads of good music. You should totally check it out! Total fucking sex machines [...]
July 9th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Food/Drink
Here she is folks, Portland’s number one “Frumpiest Restaurant.” For all of you who need a little recap about the competition, I’ll back track a month. Portland Mercury recently put out this sexy food issue (which you should pick up btw) highlighting not only where the sexy go to get their grub on, but also [...]
July 8th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Food/Drink
You fine people have shared your numerous opinions on Portland’s “frumpiest” eating establishments – places to dump your girlfriend, nurse a hangover, generally feel like you might see your grandmother there, etc. – and we are very excited about all this. YOU PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY SEXY. We will, in short order, tally your votes and [...]
July 7th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis
Portland is a funny place. For multiple months that are supposedly part of seasons called “spring” and “summer,” Portland was an awful, wet, cold hellhole that drove people to the brink of fucking rain-induced insanity. Now, like DAYS later, it’s 100 goddamn degrees and sunny, except you can’t see the sun because of the cloud [...]
July 6th, 2010 | by Cooking Asshole | published in Features, Food/Drink
Well I hope everyone had an awesome Freedom Day but my suspicions tell me you burned the pre-formed frozen burger patties, undercooked the dollar store hot dogs, and then drunkenly fell on a sparkler causing permanent vision loss in your right eye. At least the pirate eye patch looks pretty cool. I, on the other [...]
July 2nd, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Features
Even though we were too broke to kick in for a sponsorship, we totally heart 30 Hour Day, what with their fancy charity work and all. So here, for your viewing pleasure, is the event’s live stream. It’s going on for *ahem* 30 consecutive hours today and tomorrow, so tune in for lafs and music [...]
July 2nd, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis
It’s taking ages for Your Editor’s coffee to brew this morning, so now’s as good a time as any to point out the obvious: There are only two things happening in Portland this week, both of which are all consuming and important and very serious. Which is sort of why we’ve been ignoring them. A [...]