June 15th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Food/Drink
The Portland Mercury is putting out a new Food Issue relatively soon highlighting Portland’s “Sexiest” restaurant. Just in case you want to woo that little lady you’ve been stalking or trick that hot dude into sleeping with you. Take them to the hottest eatery in town and blam! They’ll be eating pudding cups off your butt [...]
June 14th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Sporting Life
Oh now look at this thing! The Timbers unveiled the team’s new MLS crest during halftime of the US/England World Cup match on Saturday, and it is – we think – just fine, as far as logos go. But I have a feeling we’re in the vast minority on this one. To accompany the unveiling on [...]
June 11th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Sporting Life
Yeah yeah yeah, I know. It’s still pissing outside. We’re humans though, and humans can hope. And hope I will. Here’s a list of the top three camp grounds you’ll find me at as soon as the sun comes out of hiding. 1. Trillium Lake!! I love to fish, and instead of hitting Lost Lake, [...]
June 9th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Music/Bands/Clubs
Hey dude and dudettes. Let’s talk music. I know that the festival is over and now it’s time to work some extra shifts at Wendy’s to make up that scratch you blew buying glow sticks and Advil, but ol SM is here for you. I couple of events coming your way that won’t blow your [...]
June 8th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis
We really did do our best to keep out of this distasteful fucking thing. What opinion could we provide that, like, a million other bloggers and actual, professional journalists and whomever hadn’t said a million times before? Well, I guess there’s this one thing. Yesterday, the child clowns at Red and Black Cafe held a [...]
June 7th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features
God, there is nothing but awful, depressing news going on in Portland today. I don’t have to rehash it all for you – there are tons of places to get your depressing news, right? – but to quickly recap: Missing child, dead hiker on Rainier, Kevin Pritchard’s job is on its death bed, AND SO [...]
June 2nd, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Food/Drink
Dude, this week is so crazy! We won’t be doing a ton around here because of all of the insane busyness, but here’s this thing we totally didn’t post last week: Portland’s one and only big ass sandwich cart and “friend of the program,” Big Ass Sandwiches, will be on some deal called “The Cooking [...]
June 2nd, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Analysis, Sporting Life
For all of you SM fans that love the bike community here in this rainy city, there’s a fun little spectacle going on in beautiful Mt. Tabor today. Your 2010 “Indie Hops” Cycling Classic is a 6 stage race starting yesterday, with two courses in Portland. What does this all mean for Fruit Loop junkies [...]
June 1st, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features
Hey hey hey. I don’t know about you, but I had a killer weekend. Sun, sand and close friends running around half drunk making sand castles. We camped by the lake, threw horseshoes at night and even got a little fishing in. The best part about this though, the fact that we did all these [...]