April 21st, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Features, Sporting Life
Turns out I lost track of our beloved Portland Beavers as I was trying to keep track of the big boys of the MLB on a variety of televisions across town. But now that the dust has settled on the opening of the 2010 season we can redirect our attention to the 6-7 Beavers.
April 20th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Food/Drink
We’ve all heard of the cool ass market up on 31st and east Burnside. They serve some delicious mussels and fries, kickin burgers and even a nice cocktail list. This deli/market/restaurant is also home to some of the freshest and most unique sandwiches in Portland.
April 19th, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Art/Culture, Sporting Life
In the eternal words of The (International) Noise Conspiracy, ‘I WANT TO SMASH IT UP, YEEEAAHH!’
April 19th, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Analysis, Uncategorized
Just kidding, none of you people know how to drive a car and some of your are even worse on your bikes. But that doesn’t deter you from taking to the streets in your pimped out Prius or that nifty looking Fit, and hell y’all wear that Bike Rider tag as a badge of honor, as for where [...]
April 18th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Food/Drink
Come one come all! These guys do know how to organize a beer drinking weekend. Fortunately for me, I know how to drink my weekend away with beer. I’m a fan of Migration, obviously, but today allows you, Portland, to come down and hang out at the pub, get to know the boys at Migration [...]
April 17th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Analysis, Art/Culture
So I decided to take the wife to the Cirque De Soleil-Kazoo for her birthday last night. I had never been and didn’t read any reviews so I did not know what to expect. I didn’t really try to imagine what it was like either I just assumed it would be good, which in most [...]
April 16th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features
Hey dorks, did you get your taxes in on time? Yeah, we did too. FUCK THAT, huh? Well, yesterday a massive crowd of about, uh, SIX patriotic Portlanders showed up at Pioneer Courthouse Square to protest our country’s terrible habit of requiring money to pay for upkeep on the stuff we use every day of [...]
April 15th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features
So, Clark County Sheriff’s Deputy Ed Bylsma finally got around to filing his lawsuit against Burger King for employing the dude who hocked a loogie (pictured above) in his Whopper last month. And man, is it fucking crucial! For your standard-issue, eight-page complaint, it is filled with more funny/embarrasing/slanderous shit than you can, um, hock [...]
April 15th, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Recession/Economics
That’s right the ides are upon us, and you haven’t filled out your tax return. So what, neither did 47 million other Americans.
April 15th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Recession/Economics
As a tribute to Tax Day, America’s first national holiday, we are going to head down to the 47th street overpass above I-84 and spend time with our country’s truest patriots, the Teabaggers, as they protest against socialism or poor people having healthcare or whatever.