February 26th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Features
Hey folks. It’s been a bit slow around here today, I know. It’s disgusting outside, and it’s Friday, so whatever. But! We did attend the highly funny variety show “Entertainment for People” last night. It was a total gut-buster, you guys. Porn was distributed. Odd shapes of pubic hair were described in detail. And then [...]
February 25th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Massive Nights, Music/Bands/Clubs
Joel will hit you up with a Massive Nights post later, maybe, but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, there is so much cool stuff going on tonight, Thursday, “the other weekend night.” Here’s a rundown, dudes! Get your whiskey boots on!
February 25th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Food/Drink
I have to say, Migration Brewery, NE 28th and Glisan, is showing some promise. So many microbreweries open in Portland and in the surrounding areas, and of those, only a handful can produce beers with repeated local and/or national success. Of those, just to name a few, Bridgeport, Lucky Lab, Lompoc, Rogue, Ninkasi, HUB and [...]
February 24th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Features
We at SM love precious few things in life. We love comedy. We love sexy stuff. And we appreciate getting things for some combination of cheap/free. That’s about it. Well this week, you have the chance to not only hear folks who will deliver the funny in heaps, but also maybe have the chance to [...]
February 24th, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Uncategorized
Well nothing happens, it just rains, and I can’t go fishing, what the hell. I shouldn’t be so depressed but what can I do. I could deliver a 5000 + word esoteric manifesto about my hygiene…
February 24th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Recession/Economics
Ah. Another beautiful day in this grumpy ass city. My lady and I, yes she’s hot thanks for asking, are currently looking for apartments. We’ve been driving around looking for property management tags, for rent signs, even U-Hauls to spot that perfect house to raise a couple of chickens in (you thought kids, heh). Pierson, [...]
February 23rd, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Recession/Economics
If you’ve been following the revolution out in the blogosphere then you’re aware of the search for a banking institution that won’t exfoliate your asshole. Well, we finally found one…kind of.
February 23rd, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis
How about that weather we’re having? What with the rain and all. Hey, welcome to Portland, ha ha, AM I RIGHT? Wow. So. What else has been going on? Oh, let’s see here: AWFUL THINGS. Not much you can do about a week full of generally bad news, I suppose. But christ, this has gotten [...]
February 23rd, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Music/Bands/Clubs
So those Into The Woods boys are at it again. They’ve been active as shit the last month so go check out the stuff they’re doing. It makes this whole blog thing super simple when you this kind of quality media to repost. I was hoping that they wouldn’t burn out, so I’m glad to [...]
February 23rd, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Food/Drink
I know it’s lame, but I hit up the Red Onion on 23rd and Northrup by myself on Friday before work. I gotta say, all the reviews and the kudos to this place made me think that it was going to knock my socks off, but I was just happy with the dishes I got.