Archive for January, 2010

Jesse Cornett, Your Man When Shit Hits The Fan.

January 22nd, 2010  |  by  |  published in Analysis, Features

Jesse Cornett, Your Man When Shit Hits The Fan.

All right kiddos, this here blog is kind of a shout out to my friend Christian. He’s a smart man with a love for what he does, so I thought I would repost a little bit of his insight. I completely agree with the boy so read up, enjoy the tasty politics and have a [...]

A Proposal For ‘The Zombie Option’

January 21st, 2010  |  by  |  published in Analysis, Features

A Proposal For 'The Zombie Option'

For decades, guest columnist Brandon Phillips has observed America’s political process and the media’s reaction to it. Now, in an effort to help save the republic and cure the country’s political ills, Phillips asks that you fax the proposal below to your elected representatives and ask that they introduce “The Zombie Option” in the 112th [...]

Death to Banks

January 21st, 2010  |  by  |  published in Analysis, Recession/Economics

Death to Banks

Post: From the Home Front 01/21/10 Unfortunately, this will not serve as a treatise  concerning the diabolical nature of ‘financial institutions’. (or ‘theft boxes’ as I like to call them.) 

That One Show, “Based” In Portland, Began Apparently

January 21st, 2010  |  by  |  published in Art/Culture

So the pilot of that one fucking show, “Life Unexpected,” aired last night. And since we are Portland’s number one source for Life Unexpected news, we thought we’d post the first part of the show here. It’s also probably the only time you’ll actually see Portland during the entire series, so enjoy that skyline while [...]

Ping.

January 21st, 2010  |  by  |  published in Analysis, Food/Drink

Ping.

So I’m just a white guy with an opinion and one of many in this town. I gotta say though, WTF dudes. I keep hearing all this talk about Ping and how great it is. I like food. I like good food. I’ve been eating at PokPok for a long time now, and holy crap it’s [...]

Big Ass Sandwiches: Purveyors of Really Big-Assed Sandwiches

January 20th, 2010  |  by  |  published in Food/Drink

Big Ass Sandwiches: Purveyors of Really Big-Assed Sandwiches

Fuck, I’m in a food coma. I wanted to get all of this stuff done this afternoon – lots of blogging, actual work, maybe some bike repair, etc. – but now I’m stuck staring at the Liverpool-Tottenham match at Beulahland with my mouth open like I just got lobotomized. Thanks a lot Big Ass Sandwiches, [...]

Portland Has No Thugs, Talent Agency Reports

January 20th, 2010  |  by  |  published in Analysis, Art/Culture

Portland Has No Thugs, Talent Agency Reports

What’s with you people? A big fancy talent agency comes to town looking for “thugs” to play extras in the TNT swill drama “Leverage,” and apparently none of you people have what it takes. That’s not gangster!

Portlanders All Have The Hots For The Guy Who Serves Them Booze

January 19th, 2010  |  by  |  published in Food/Drink, Sex/Strippers

Portlanders All Have The Hots For The Guy Who Serves Them Booze

Because we are Portland’s number one source for Sexy News, we thought we should let you know that the good folks at Portland Food and Drink just published the results of its new restaurant survey, and, according to the data, everyone is checking out their bartender’s junk.

Beau Breedlove’s Memoir Probably Bad News All Around

January 19th, 2010  |  by  |  published in Analysis

Beau Breedlove's Memoir Probably Bad News All Around

Everyone remember Beau Breedlove, that sexy dude who used to screw our mayor, way back when he was 17 18? Now our friend Beau says he’s got a deal to write a memoir about he and Sam Adams’ sexytime. Earmuffs, kids!

No Wire Hangers- Made with Tuff Love

January 15th, 2010  |  by  |  published in Art/Culture

No Wire Hangers- Made with Tuff Love

Finally, someone in Portland figured out a way to incorporate graphic prints in a non-douche way. I’m so fucking tired of the guy with big black glasses, a graphic tee and a stocking cap. Better yet, those girls who copy that fashion.

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