February 19th, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Sex/Strippers
So if you’re driving the Banfield west of the 33rd st. exit and you happen to glance south and up the embankment you may have seen the STEAMPORTLAND.COM sign painted on the back of a rather anonymous looking building. You think to yourself, that’s interesting…
February 16th, 2010 | by Matthew | published in Art/Culture, Sex/Strippers
That’s right the autofellatio-pornographic-Portland-swingers-club-owning-superstar Ron Jeremy graced our lustful city limits this past Saturday, Feb. 13 for the annual Club Sesso: Swinging Mardi Gras Party. And that’s not all.
February 12th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Sex/Strippers
Dang everybody, just two days until it’s officially GET IT ON DAY, your national sexy holiday. And you know what helps when preparing to, attempting to or in fact actually getting it on? STUFF. Toys. Lotions. Feathers. HANDCUFFS. Sometimes. Well, the good ladies at female-friendly sex shop She-Bop along Mississippi have what you need when [...]
February 11th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
Those folks over at the Center for Biological Diversity are so randy. One minute they’re just steady saving the wildlife from loggers and oil rigs and whatnot. Then, all of a sudden, they start handing out rubbers for you to get down with. What’s gotten into those guys?
February 8th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Features, Sex/Strippers
I know I know. You are reading a blog about ideas for Valentines Day. Sucks to be you. But think about it like this. The following tips can give you some ideas about what to do when that time comes. Trust me, these tips are time tested and embarrassment free.
February 8th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Sex/Strippers
So last week, “Friend of SM” Tara Dublin and a bunch of other really funny folks told their best/worst/most horrifying dating stories at the Bagdad Theater as a kind of pre-Valentine’s Day cleansing of Portland’s collective dating soul. And holy crap, is Tara’s story funny. Video after the jump.
February 8th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Features, Sex/Strippers
Hey dudes! How was your weekend? Oh, that’s cool. We didn’t really do much either. Happy hour on Friday. That’s about it. But Matt did post a deal about this helpful gas price website on Saturday. Cool, huh? OK!
February 4th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Sex/Strippers
As the Mercury helpfully pointed out yesterday, sexy young male Beau Breedlove posted some kind of emo rant on his blog yesterday apparently in response (?) to people writing about his in-the-works book deal about his lusty relationship with your mayor, Sam Adams. If you haven’t read it, boy howdy, you should.
January 26th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Sex/Strippers, Sporting Life
Hey folks! It’s election day, so we’ve just been doing the usual, preparing for class war to break out, etc. But now look at what we have to deal with: It’s the Portland Trail Blazers’ nearly-crippled center, Greg Oden, taking sexytime cellphone photos of himself in the mirror, as is all athletes’ wont. If you’re [...]
January 19th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Food/Drink, Sex/Strippers
Because we are Portland’s number one source for Sexy News, we thought we should let you know that the good folks at Portland Food and Drink just published the results of its new restaurant survey, and, according to the data, everyone is checking out their bartender’s junk.