January 24th, 2011 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
Ha ha, here is a video of Steve Humphrey, the actual editor of a major metropolitan newspaper, running around sans trousers for a Bike Transportation Alliance public safety message. It’s very funny. And also: Use lights if you ride your bike at night, jerks!
December 8th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
The city’s annual strip club awards ceremony, the Strippies, happened Monday. Several fine clubs/djs/performers won assuredly sexy and maybe provocatively-shaped awards (?). Here’s the whole list. Now you know where to cram your dollars, Portland. P.S.: If anyone has an actual picture of a “Strippie” award, send it over and we’ll put it up here.
December 6th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
This weekend, your SM editorial team went to a strip club (Dancin’ Bare), purely to hang out with insane people dressed as Santa Claus. However, many people go to strip clubs just to see the strippers! To celebrate the sometimes talented entertainers who comprise this very normal and mundane Portland thing to do, they are [...]
November 9th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Sex/Strippers
Strip clubs are the Starbucks of Portland. They contribute countless millions to the city’s economy. They are a draw for thousands of tourists every year. Some of them are even half-way decent! Heyyy Ohhh! Well, anyway. It’s about fucking time someone made a movie about them. Strip City is a documentary about the city’s peeling [...]
October 13th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Sex/Strippers
Here’s our first bit of sexy sex news in a while: A miraculous study by the online dating site OK Cupid shows that everyone in Oregon is basically fine with getting it on with whatever boy or girl happens to be available and interested. Does this mean we’re more bi-curious than the rest of the [...]
September 7th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
We love writing about strip clubs here on SM, and we so rarely get to do it. So when we have to write about strip clubs because they totally burned the fuck down over the weekend, it really sucks. Double sucks. Fire fighters began fighting the blaze at Pussycats, Beaverton’s finest skin joint, at around [...]
June 22nd, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Sex/Strippers
Hi gang! Dang, do we have some big ass news: We’re starting a new feature here at SM, in which a nice young lady who spends her days reading about all sorts of sexy but very serious topics will answer all of your most awful, embarrasing sexy questions! So send ‘em in. Bunches of them! [...]
May 7th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
Strip clubs – the “Starbucks” of Portland – are having a hard go of it in Seattle, our retarded neighbor to the north. First the Lusty Lady announced that it’s closing its doors, and now four of the city’s most notorious and well-attended clubs – Rick’s, Sugar’s, Honey’s and Fox’s – are all being sold [...]
April 12th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Sex/Strippers
Sad news today dudes. Your favorite Seattle strip club, the Lusty Lady, will shutter permanently on June 27.
March 31st, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Analysis, Sex/Strippers
Hey lookie, there’s this contest that’s been going on for 100 years that we didn’t know about: Our BFFs at your Portland boozy internet concern, Barfly, are taking votes RIGHT NOW for your favorite things/people/toilets in Portland. Oh man, what a deal, go fucking vote now everybody!