May 12th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Massive Nights
Aw snap, there’s a muhfuggin PARTY tomorrow, everyone! I know, I know – there’s a party every night in Portla-la-land. But this one’s better: It’s the Epic Wheel Works first anniversary party, where you’ll be able to get hammered, dance, maybe win amazing bike wheels and help your local youngsters out, all at the same [...]
April 9th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights
Hello friends. What a terrible week, eh? I managed to escape most of it with a potent cocktail of video games, ‘tea’, reading and television. Oh yes and work… Well, the weekend is nearly here and that means we can inflict mental and bodily harm upon ourselves with no repercussions! Right?!? Right. I tried to [...]
April 2nd, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights
It’s Thursday, or so I’ve been told. Never can tell, especially when you’re surrounded by pirates. Hmm.. how would a pirate execute an April Fool’s prank, and what kind of prank would it be? This question is a bit off base because a pirate probably is too drunk to know what DAY it is, nevermind [...]
March 19th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights
I have no idea what your editors will be doing on Friday, or even what’s going on in town for that matter. For you see, I have been watching college basketball and, as some of you may know, this leaves little time for other things such as, oh, wiping my bum or looking for things [...]
March 17th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights
It’s that time of year again to bust out the face paint, pretend that you can drink and make bad decisions. Grab that one green shirt you own, drink a few Guinness while you follow us on an adventure around Portland. The following locations are some of the best places I’ve found around the city [...]
March 13th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights
How did we not hear about this Urban Iditerod sooner? I’m a little upset about this, as it is something the SM crew would have gladly participated in! I’ve also heard that there is another, anti- Iditerod of sorts going on as well since the real deal one has been filled to capacity. Well, since [...]
March 5th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights
Dear Portland, I know we hung out just last weekend, and… I don’t want to seem to clingy but, do you want to go out or sumthing this Saturday? Let me know tomorrow in Lousy Job class. Oh, and Tyler told me me tell you he thinks you’re cute. . . I don’t know why [...]
February 25th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Art/Culture, Massive Nights, Music/Bands/Clubs
Joel will hit you up with a Massive Nights post later, maybe, but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, there is so much cool stuff going on tonight, Thursday, “the other weekend night.” Here’s a rundown, dudes! Get your whiskey boots on!
February 19th, 2010 | by Tyler | published in Massive Nights, Music/Bands/Clubs, Recession/Economics
Hello again. I’m back from the mountain. I got naked, drank a gallon of whiskey, fought a bear and snowboarded in sleet. Not necessarily in that order or at the same time. It was magical. I’m going to try to have some stuff on the cheap in spirit of the revolution and my nearly empty [...]
February 16th, 2010 | by Your Editor | published in Features, Massive Nights
Hey there everyone! Here’s what we did over our long weekend on or abouts Mount Hood. How’s everyone else doing? Duct-taped to rafters as well, I’m assuming. Maybe we’ll put up a montage of how we did this later in the week. But for right now, what’s new? Anything going on out there? HOW BADLY [...]