Yeah yeah yeah. Stumptown, Starbucks, Pete’s. It all tastes like coffee to me. Some strong, some weak, some like cardboard and some like bitter over extracted burnt beans. But I love coffee, in every sense of the word. I drink americanos, espresso, lattes, cappuccino, the occasional cafe con leche, as drip and french press alike. [...]
Just a little post to all of our viewers and friends on the interweb. Happy Thanksgiving, go get drunk and eat some dry ass Turkey. We love you all. Stay warm and have a nice holiday. Gooble Gooble bitches.
Even Disneyland has a secret bar that’s more “secret” than this. The most recent cool kid’s club, the “no name” bar (Central), by the dimly lit favorite Valentine’s, is by no means a secret. The article printed in OregonLive made sure of that. The sad thing about this place is that it had potential. I know of [...]
It’s true what the sign says. Tasty and Sons is…tasty. I don’t know about the “and Sons” part, but I’ll find out and report back. I had a delicious happy hour burger. I mean it was finger licking good. The drinks were fun and the atmosphere was muy bien. I will be going back thank [...]
Your local brewery is adding a new tasty sensation to their fall line up this Friday. Introducing their new and hop-tastic creation MPA Dry Hop. I’m sure all you dudes and dudettes are uberfamiliar with the process of dry hopping (not to be confused with the ever popular dry humping), and what it all means, [...]
It seems like everyone is doing sumpin’ on Halloween this year. Most of my friends are going to a house party, there are great shows at most the venues, Groupon did the whole Haunted Corn Maize ad, so that’s booked, there’s a costume contest on every corner, and I’m sure there’s a Michael Jackson Thriller [...]
I can’t believe I just heard about this, but apparently Beaverton is gay. So, I know that Portland is like one of the most open minded cities in like America, but Beaverton, our loving neighbor, is a hater…and for that Beaverton, you’re gay. Ironically, the reason for this bitch slap, is because of the school [...]
It’s no news that Oregon produces some of the greatest wine in America. We are lucky as Portlanders, because it’s only an hour to some of these reputable producers, and on a day like we had Saturday, there’s no excuse to not hit 99 and head south to Dundee, Carlton, Amity and McMinnville. Turns out, [...]
This just in. Lock your windows, board up your chimneys and lock your children in your basement (as if they’re not already there). September is killer bird month in Portland. These flesh eating tiny birds called “swifts” are named after how quickly they can dive bomb your head and pluck out your tender eye balls…at [...]
So we were getting a lot of excited people cheersing the new Apizza Scholls, when in fact, I am a complete ass who can’t read a fucking sign. I was so happy to see my favorite pizza joint do what everyone thinks they should do and get a new location on the west side that [...]
