I have no idea what your editors will be doing on Friday, or even what’s going on in town for that matter. For you see, I have been watching college basketball and, as some of you may know, this leaves little time for other things such as, oh, wiping my bum or looking for things to do this weekend. I do know this, however, Monday is the day one of your editors fell out of his mother’s vagina naked and very likely smoking. For this tremendous occasion we will be celebrating on Saturday with good food and drink at the Screen Door sometime in the evening. If you guys want to go there and hang around all night so that you can buy us shots we won’t think you’re creepy. I imagine there will be some sort of drinking going on somewhere after. I’ll update with more info tomorrow.
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