That’s right the autofellatio-pornographic-Portland-swingers-club-owning-superstar Ron Jeremy graced our lustful city limits this past Saturday, Feb. 13 for the annual Club Sesso: Swinging Mardi Gras Party. And that’s not all.
The human ‘Hegdehog’ also was scheduled to appear at the Castle Megastore 10030 Southwest Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway from 6 to roughly 10, before needing to drag all 9.75 inches of his smokestack-pancake-dick to his Mardi Gras Party.
So here’s hoping you had an opportunity to meet the legend himself, because I had to work and my dream was deferred; however, we encourage our audience to check out Club Sesso 824 SW 1st Ave. (a fancy Italian way of saying ‘Club Sex’) and spread the love we call ‘swinging’.
And remember today’s Mardi Gras, so C’est les bon temps roule, mes amis. (‘let the good times roll, my friends’ for the uninitiated.)
February 17th, 2010at 6:17 am(#)
Club Sesso is on our summer to do list.
We have never been, but most of what we have heard has been good.