Dang, we’re so late on this. But whatevs – we totally attended the Shine A Light music and naked wrestling event at the Portland Art Museum this weekend, and took the crappiest photos ever seen by man. Let’s take a look!
Here’s a photo of two naked men, just cold wrestling and shit. This is easily the most publishing-appropriate photo we took of this particular event. Still, this is perhaps NSFW? Is it too late to announce that?
Before the wrestling began, these two young ladies – both dressed in some kind of Georgian, pre-colonial attire – took their seats in the corner of the ring. But OMG you guys, one of the ladies had on thick, black-framed spectacles! Jesus, you hipsters! Way to tarnish the authenticity of your very period-specific dress and wig! For shame, etc!
And here’s a photo of SM faves Sallie Ford and The Sound Outside about to rock the house, which they then proceeded to do. Aren’t we awesome photographers?
That is all.