Hey dudes! Your editor and former (current?) SM editors Tom and Joel will be selling awesome shit on Alberta Street tonight! Come kick it with us!
It’s the second-to-last Last Thursday of the year, and there’s no better opportunity to see the fucking FREAK SHOW that is Portland. Plus: Tom will be selling his fancy window art, and Joel will be selling those back yard washer games everyone likes.
We’ll be squatting on the sidewalk between 16th and 17th. Look for the gaudy pink pig painted on a window. Come say hi. Bring us beers. Or tacos from the Koi truck up the street. Or just come say hi. Whichever.