Stumptown Magazine

Hey everyone, meet Randy Leonard. He’s a Portland city commissioner, city hall’s biggest wind bag and, in conflicting reports, both an OK guy and the organizer of some kind of downtown death squad that helped kill off the city’s favorite purple octopus. But did you know he made your coffee cold, and is single-handedly responsible for all of the rain in the Pacific Northwest? It’s true! Just ask Twitter!

According to some odd “Blame Randy Leonard” trend in the PDX section of the Twitterverse, Leonard has been blamed for the following crimes and misdemeanors over the past few hours:

• A dragon eating a person’s entire family

• A local gym being overcrowded

• An owie

• The current condition of Sarah Jessica Parker’s face

• Work being boring

• The rain

• The smelliness of farts

• Letting the dogs out

SM even got in on the action, blaming Randy for causing what was a mild case of writer’s block. I mean, come on Randy, what’s the deal? That’s not cool, bro.

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