Hi gang! Dang, do we have some big ass news: We’re starting a new feature here at SM, in which a nice young lady who spends her days reading about all sorts of sexy but very serious topics will answer all of your most awful, embarrasing sexy questions! So send ‘em in. Bunches of them!
Our new sexy advice-giver, the lovely Mary Diablo, will answer one (or maybe more?) of your questions every week. Want to know why you’re STILL not getting any action, even after you got that fancy haircut and new shoes? Mary will tell you! (It’s your personality, prolly). Want to know why guys in general are such d-bags, what with their beards and cut-off shorts and fucking rotten attitudes and whatnot? Ask Mary; she knows.
So send your most horrifying questions to this here email address, and we’ll pick the best (i.e., funniest or nastiest or whatever) question each week for Mary to answer. She will solve all of your dumb problems, promise.
Also: Send in whatever other questions you people might wish to inquire about, if you want. Maybe Mary will answer those too, if she’s bored.