Hey lookie, there’s this contest that’s been going on for 100 years that we didn’t know about: Our BFFs at your Portland boozy internet concern, Barfly, are taking votes RIGHT NOW for your favorite things/people/toilets in Portland. Oh man, what a deal, go fucking vote now everybody!
You can vote for all kinds of important stuff, like your favorite “smart stripper” (we suggest Kat, who blogs here and strips, we don’t know, somewhere?), best bartender, best drunk (US! ANY OF US!), etc. Voting ends tonight, so get over there and start typing. For the ones you want to fill out, just write in “Jimmy Pickle Nuts” and hit send. Everything will be fine.
And don’t forget write “Ron @ Stumptown Magazine” for fanciest writer in the world or whatever. If I win, I’ll get Tyler to kiss everyone who voted square on the lips. And he’s a good kisser! Promise!