Tanuki Izakaya: Be Fucked

Tanuki Izakaya: Be Fucked

Tanuki is a fucking bar, not a damn restaurant. It is a place for heavy drinking and boisterous socialization. Profanities and tales of debauchery still linger in the air from eve...

Migration Party Thingy

Migration Party Thingy

So your favorite local beer dudes at Migration just sent me a little letter. Apparently these guys are releasing two more beers…um yes please. “Ah ha! More details̶...

Upright Brewing - Nice space, not.

Upright Brewing – Nice space, not.

After Baconfest my buddy wanted to hit up Upright Brewing and I obliged. If you don’t know about Upright you better fucking ask somebody.    I was about to take a picture a...

Come Visit Your Editors At Last Thursday On Alberta, Tonight

Come Visit Your Editors At Last Thursday On Alberta, Tonight

Hey dudes! Your editor and former (current?) SM editors Tom and Joel will be selling awesome shit on Alberta Street tonight! Come kick it with us! It’s the second-to-last Las...

Music/Bands/Clubs


Sallie Ford Shakes the Fir
Aug 22, 2010 | by Tyler | No Comments | Read →

That’s right folks. Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside is playing in a few short hours at the Doug Fir, and you’re invited. SM will be there shaking our tail feathers af...

Here Is A Music Thing You Should Do Tonight
Jul 9, 2010 | by Your Editor | No Comments | Read →

Man, have you guys ever been to Vancouver? It’s all the way on the other side of that river, whatsitcalled. Anyway, tonight, there, in Vancouver, there’s some kind of s...

Upcoming musical morsels
Jun 9, 2010 | by Tyler | No Comments | Read →

Hey dude and dudettes. Let’s talk music. I know that the festival is over and now it’s time to work some extra shifts at Wendy’s to make up that scratch you blew ...

Art/Culture


Come Visit Your Editors At Last Thursday On Alberta, Tonight
Aug 26, 2010 | by Your Editor | No Comments | Read →

Hey dudes! Your editor and former (current?) SM editors Tom and Joel will be selling awesome shit on Alberta Street tonight! Come kick it with us! It’s the second-to-last Las...

Portlanders Have A Bunch Of Tattoos, Maybe
Aug 20, 2010 | by Your Editor | No Comments | Read →

Oh hey guys. Dang, did you hear this shit: Some crackpot outfit called “MSNBC” or something says that Portland is, by some measure, the fifth-most tattooed city in Amer...

Portland Is Just One Endless Joke To The Rest Of The Country
Aug 9, 2010 | by Your Editor | No Comments | Read →

As fancy Mercury editor lady and “friend of the program” Alison Hallett pointed out last week, everyone and their great-grannies are lining up to take potshots at our c...


Analysis

  • Say Goodbye To Your Minor League Footy Club, Portland
    Say Goodbye To Your Minor League Footy Club, Portland

    Well, adios, minor leagues. The Timbers played their final home game last night before being promoted to the majors next season. That should bring a mixed bag of family-friendly bu...

  • 2nd Annual Nanofest
    2nd Annual Nanofest

    Like a lot of you hard working service industry slaves, I had to work while the friends went on the weekend camping trip to Beaver Lake. So, unlike my usual, early week blog about ...

  • Here's The Grossest Story You'll Read All Day
    Here’s The Grossest Story You’ll Read All Day

    Oh god, this is awful: The fancy internet publication “Enzyme PDX” (which we’d never read before, but totally approve of), published a story today about dragon bo...

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Epic Wheels And Biking Communities: An Interview With Jude Kirstein
Epic Wheels And Biking Communities: An Interview With Jude Kirstein

Aw snap, there’s a muhfuggin PARTY tomorrow, everyone! I know, I know – there’s a party every night in Portla-la-land. But this one’s better: It’s the...

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Food/Drink

Tanuki Izakaya: Be Fucked
Tanuki Izakaya: Be Fucked

Tanuki is a fucking bar, not a damn restaurant. It is a place for heavy drinking and boisterous socialization. Profanities and tales of debauchery still linger in the air from eve...

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Sex/Strippers

Please Send In Your Sexy Questions!
Please Send In Your Sexy Questions!

Hi gang! Dang, do we have some big ass news: We’re starting a new feature here at SM, in which a nice young lady who spends her days reading about all sorts of sexy but very ...

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Sporting Life

Say Goodbye To Your Minor League Footy Club, Portland
Say Goodbye To Your Minor League Footy Club, Portland

Well, adios, minor leagues. The Timbers played their final home game last night before being promoted to the majors next season. That should bring a mixed bag of family-friendly bu...

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Recession/Economics

Two Actual Geniuses Get Away With Heist, Almost
Two Actual Geniuses Get Away With Heist, Almost

Two very enterprising young men decided that the best time to shoplift from Fred Meyer was when, like, 50 cops were in the store, helping little kids get ready to go back to school...

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